GUESS THE BEAST: T-shirt
GUESS THE BEAST 🐾
The fifth No Milk Trans Animal T-shirt is here. Sort of.
We're selling the tee BEFORE revealing which animal is on it. The design is staying under wraps, which means you get to play.
Your mission? Buy the tee and give us YOUR BEST GUESS at checkout.
🏆 FIRST PERSON TO GUESS THE BEAST WINS $40 CASH!
We'll drop 40 bucks straight into the winning order.
HOW TO ENTER
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On this page, choose your size ➡️ Enter your guess in the open text box below it ➡️ click 'ADD TO CART'
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Keep your eyes peeled for the big reveal on 13 November.
📦 ALL TEES SHIP ON 13 NOVEMBER 2026.
That's launch day, when we'll finally reveal the fifth No Milk Trans Animal. Your shirt won't ship before then, so you'll have to sit tight until the beast is out of the bag.
THE RULES
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One guess per t-shirt only
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The first person to submit the most specifically correct guess wins $40 cash with their order.
Anybody to follow who guesses correctly will get a free sticker with their order. -
Competition closes on 13 November 2026, the launch day, when your order will be shipped.
- Entries are only valid with a t-shirt purchase
MORE THAN A T-SHIRT
80% of profits from every one of these t-shirts goes directly to our fifth No Milk Champion to support their gender-affirming surgery.
You're getting a quality, limited edition tee, joining the guessing game, and helping fund someone's gender affirming surgery. Not bad for one shirt.
ABOUT THE TEE
This tee is a high-quality, black and straight-cut, made from premium 100% combed cotton.
This is a softer, wider-cut shirt than our previous No Milk fundraiser tees, designed to sit well on a variety of bodies.
Ethically sourced, and printed on Wangal Country in Sydney.
SHIRT DETAILS
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Relaxed, straight-cut silhouette
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Midweight 200 GSM cotton
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Premium 100% combed cotton for comfort and softness
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Pre-shrunk fabric
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Double-stitched hems
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Classic neck ribbing
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Clean drape across the body
Size chart below (can vary within 2.5 cm).
Measurements reflect the shirt when laid flat.
| Size | Body Width (cm) | Body Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 52 | 70 |
| M | 56 | 73 |
| L | 60 | 76 |
| XL | 64 | 79 |
| 2XL | 68 | 82 |
| 3XL | 72 | 85 |
Product Care
Shipping & Delivery
Standard Orders: All No Milk orders require 2-4 weeks for processing and delivery across Australia. Our products are made-to-order to reduce waste and ensure quality, so your tee is worth the wait.
Rush Orders: Need your order sooner? Contact us through our Contact page and we'll do our best to accommodate urgent requests where possible.
Shipping Locations
We currently ship within Australia only.
International shipping is not available at this time. If you're outside Australia and keen to get your hands on No Milk gear, reach out via our Contact page and we'll see what we can do.
Shipping Costs
Standard Shipping: Calculated at checkout based on your location within Australia.
Free Shipping: Available on select bundle packages, including the Trans Shark Attack (the whole package).
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We support trans lives with our 'trans animal' characters. Our tees have helped raise more than $80,000 for gender affirming
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No Milk is a trans-owned streetwear brand that creates bold, limited-edition apparel featuring unique “trans animal” designs to raise funds for gender-affirming surgeries and support trans, non-binary, and gender-diverse people. The shirts aren’t just merch — they’re conversation starters and community symbols that help back real individuals (called Champions) through their surgical journeys.
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